Busy bunny

Hello. I've been a busy, busy boy. I've had big plans to carry out. During the day, I nap, eat, play, and poo. In the evening, I bounce, eat, play, and poo. It's a full schedule.

Mama has been sick for days and days. It's kind of weird, because she looks like Mama, but she doesn't sound like Mama at all. She's been going cough, cough, cough all day long. Sometimes it even wakes me up from one of my naps. I've been keeping an eye on her for Grandma, which keeps me busy between all my other activities. But on the bright side, with Mama at home, I get more time to bounce. I love my bounce time, even if it is just in my playpen. I've got lots of stuff to play with there.

Well, it's time for another bunny nap. Gotta stay on schedule, you know.

Happy days are here again

I heard that song on a radio station that Mama likes that plays old stuff. Anyway, I've recovered from my trip to the torture chamber and I have forgiven Mama for taking me there. She got back on my good side through a combination of treats, brushing, and forehead rubs. In fact, she even pet me to sleep the other night. She gave me a nice back massage, too. *happy bunny sigh*

Getting less cereal has been ok. I just eat more hay. And you know what more hay leads to - more poo!

Well, it's time for a nice looong bunny nap. Then when I wake up I'll have a snack and play with my toys. Don't you all wish you could be bunnies?

Dylan's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I know today is just half done, but it's been awful! Mama took me to the vet! I hate getting stuffed into my carrier for a trip to the torture chamber. I had to get wrapped up like a burrito for my nail trim and then get my mouth pried open so the vet lady could check my teeth. One of these days I might bite her. Vet lady said today was "spa day" because I got my nails done. Yeah, right. When was the last time you got sent to a torture chamber, lady? And that's not all. Vet lady had the gall to say that my weight is "creeping up". How very rude! *THUMP* I really should have bit her, because now I'm going to get less bunny cereal in the mornings, and I LOVE my cereal.

As if this morning wasn't rotten enough, Mama has class this evening. I'm very mad at her right now, but when she doesn't get home til late, then I don't get my supper til late, and I get less bounce time. I am NOT a happy bunny!

*sigh*

Mama has been so busy that I've hardly gotten any bounce time. And last night, I didn't get any at all! Mama wasn't home until late, so I got supper late and I didn't get to play. This makes bunny sad.

The other night I wanted to play some more and not go to bed. Mama said "Bedtime", but instead of going to my cage for a treat, I hopped away and went into my playhouse. Mama couldn't follow me in there! I played for awhile, then plopped down and looked out at Mama through one of the windows. There wasn't a whole lot she was going to do about that. Ha! But she does know me well - after awhile, I heard her shake my treat container, and I hopped over. I just can't resist a yummy crunchy treat.

Mama promised me she'd be home earlier tonight so I could bounce and play. I can't wait. I hope I get extra treats tonight to make up for my lack of bounce time. (That's not a hint, Mama.)


UPDATE:

*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
WHEEEE!!!!
*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*

I hate homework, and I'm not even in school!

You know how I said it kind of sucks that Mama was back in school for the semester? It really sucks. She has all this stuff called homework that keeps her so busy that she doesn't pay as much attention to me! But I have found a solution. If I'm naughty, that gets her attention. So if I want her to come over to me and pet me, I just start chewing on carpet and doorframes. It works like a charm, as long as I don't chew too much. Like last night, she was trying to write some stuff, and I wanted attention, so I started to chew on the slider. And sure enough, Mama came over to me. I wound up getting brushed AND a nice long forehead rub. Ha ha!

Score: Dylan - 1(000000) Mama - 0

Aren't I a clever bunny?

ZAP!

Static sucks. Especially when you are covered in fur.

New year, new house

Happy New Year!

Mama has gone back to work and school, which sucks because that means less time and attention for me. But before that, Mama made me a cool new playhouse! It's got two stories to play on, 2 doors, and three windows. I can even come and go from the second floor if I want. Check it out:





Here's me playing on the second floor:





Neat, huh? I play in it pretty much every day. I'm even doing some home improvements, like chewing on the windows to make them bigger. And eating the back door.