Sunday, November 30, 2008

Horror and Holidays

Long time, no update. Sorry about that. Mama has been busy with homework and hasn't had time to type for me.

My holiday weekend got off to a downright crappy start. I had to go the the vet, my most hated place in all the world! And can you believe it, but my Grandma did it. I couldn't believe it. Of all the humans I know, I thought she'd be the least likely to drag me off to the torture chamber. I felt so betrayed. I made sure to stay away from her and not let her pet me. I sat as far away as I could while still keeping an eye on her. I also gave her the stink eye so she knew I was good and mad at her. She seemed surprised I stayed mad for so long. Well, can you blame me??? My Grandma, giver of treats and forehead rubs, is only supposed to spoil her grandbunny, not stuff him in a carrier and drive him to that horrible place. Geez, Grandma.

But my weekend did get better. I got not one, not two, but three treats on Thanksgiving! I got some banana for breakfast, another bunny treat for dinner, and a yummy carrot at bedtime. And today, I got let out at 9am. Mama said I get to bounce all day long, as long as I'm a good bunny.

It's also Mama's birthday today. I had Grandma get her a present for me, and a card which I thoughtfully signed myself. I wonder if I'll get an extra treat today, too?

3 comments:

molly said...

I am very sorry your Grandma took you to that bad place, Dylan. My Mom only takes me when I'm naughty or when she says I need a "shot".

I did not have turkey for my holiday because I do not like turkey. My Mom brought me some canned food that tasted like fish and had gravy. I ate the gravy and left the rest. I hope Santa comes to see you.

Dylan said...

I still can't believe Grandma did that to me. I don't wanna get tortured at the vet. I'm just a little bunny.

I didn't have turkey either. I like veggies. And fruit.

Does Santa Paws come visit soon?

molly said...

Yes, Santa is coming very soon. My Mom used that funny looking paper the other night, but she would not let me play with it. She has been listening to music, and a song about shoes. I do not understand it.